One day in preschool Little Johnny is sitting in class sguirming.

Finally he Raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I have to piss." This upset the teacher and she replied, "Johnny that is not the correct word to use.

The correct word is "urinate."

She then tells Johnny that he may go to the bathroom if he can say a sentence using the word urinate correctly when you return.

Well Johnny goes and comes back. When he sits down the teacher asks if he has a sentence ready.

Johnny replies yes. "URINATE" "Right now 'ur-an-eite' , but if you had bigger tits you'd be a TEN."